ENGLISH CLASS

DRAMA                            

First seen:
[All students are sitting in the class room, madam enter]
Student: God morning Mam                 [standing]
Mam: God morning, sit-down       [sitting on the chair] I’ m calling your name, please keep silent. Sagar?
Sagar: Yes madam
Mam: Rupa ganguli?
Rapa: Present Mam
Mam: Akhtar Hossain?
Akhtar: What’s Mam         [jocking]
Mam: Akhtar what’s this?        [Getting angry]
Akhtar: Sorry Mam
Mam: No sorry, get out, get out, I say get out…..          [Akhtar out of the class]
Mam: Said Hossain?
Said: Yes Mam……       [Sleeping way ----all students are laughing]
Mam: What’s this? This is way of present?
Said: No…Mam, I m sorry
Mam: What did you done last night?
Said: Nothing Mam
Mam: What’s nothing| you tell me come on, tell me
Said: Actually….
Mam:  what’s actually?
Said: No Mam, actually I was watching movie
Mam: what’s| watching movie? What movie? Tell me
Said: Mam, actually I want to say……            [Etching his head]
Mam: What do you want to say? Ah| what? Tell me dear, hurry up          
Said: mey I tell?
Mam: Yes tell me
Said: Really may I tell Mam?
Mam: I told you, just... Tell
Said: I love you…. Mam                    [All students are laughing]
Mam: I love you…? What is this? Nonsense, this is not a jocking place.
Said: I m not jocking, you didn’t in watch this movie? The supper hit Bengali movie I…love…you.      [Laughing]
Mam: Setup, why are you laughing?             [All are quit and Mam calling continue]
Mam: Sohel?
Sohel: Yes sir
Mam: what’s this? So irritating...
Sohel: Sorry Mam
Mam: Ok, now I m giving some exercise for all of you…but Siraj especially for you, tomorrow you come to the class after learning four English word.
Siraj: Yes Mam
Second Seen:
[Siraj father read a news paper early morning, Siraj suddenly come and his Mam brushing her teeth]
Father: Hallo ….puja| where is today news paper?
Mom: See, it’s may be on the table. Oh…| that gay Na |disgusting
Father: yah| I get it [star reading and enter Siraj]
Siraj: Papa...Papa...| please teach me one English word.
Father: what’s nonsense you can’t see I’ m reading news paper. Go to your mom.
Siraj: yes| I got it.
Father: what’s| what are you getting?
Siraj: Paper, paper, paper...I got it, paper……….. [Go to his mom]
Siraj: mom …|please teach me one English word. Please……..mom.
Mom: Go to hell, you can’t see I m going to toilet.
Siraj: Ok |I got …..Toilet, paper, toilet, paper, toilet
Third seen:
[Siraj is going to the school on the road and he sees a poster of Salman khan on the cinema hall in English, he thinks it may be English word]
Siraj: this is Salman khan, yah | I got It…paper, toilet, Salman khan …
[He’s moving in to the school, there are one girl and one boy sitting and loving each other, but boy want to leave her, Siraj stop there watching]
Girl: Where are you going? Wait Na...|just wait for one minute I want to kiss you.
Boy: No darling I m getting late            [starting moving]
Girl: Just one minute, please...
Boy: No darling not today tomorrow.               [He leaves her]
Siraj: No darling not today tomorrow……paper, toilet, Salman khan, No darling not today tomorrow…………
Four Seen:  [Now class is starting, Siraj enter]
Siraj: May I come in Mam|
Mam: Yes come in
Siraj: Can I sit Mam?            [All are slowly laughing]
Mam: Yes…sit down
Siraj: Thank you Mam
Mam: Siraj | why are you coming late in the class?
Siraj: I was preparing my lesson.
Mam: Oh...|I c…ok good, tells me what did you prepare? Come on fast
Siraj: Yes Mam….          [Etching This head and he forgot every think and man getting angry]
Mam: Have you read what I gave you yesterday?
Siraj: Yes Mam, but...
Mam: What’s but, ah|   [beat him with getting angry and Siraj remember every think and he answering]
Siraj: what are you think of this?
Siraj: Paper…                [All are laughing hidden]
Mam: This is paper? Ah| what do you think about this school?
Siraj: Toilet…
Mam: toilet | what do you think about you?
Siraj: Salman khan                [pulling to him]
Mam: Come out, come out, let go to the principle…..
Siraj: no darling not today, tomorrow………
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